[Chorus]
Almost dead
You tell 'em
Almost dead
You tell 'em
Almost dead
You tell 'em
Almost dead
[Verse 1]
Yeah
Stories of the almost dead
Homie almost got bodied
For his foul words
While bent caught a kitchen knife
In his heart valve
Insert a stent
Blade moving to the beat
Failed murder attempt
Fucked around with someone disturbed
Converted to Satan
Inverted pent
Ya life revolved around crime
And never evolved until you got
Popped with the revolver
Thinking shit's sweet like Halva
Almost got eaten by larva
If the surgeons didn't study
The vena cava
You'd be a cadaver
Half naked cunt
Walking the streets shaking ya rump
Intoxicated drunk
Not looking when you cross traffic
Hit by an inebriated chump
Chopped off ya leg on the sidewalk
A designer decapitated
Pump a lacerated stump
You lay slump
You needed to lose weight
Well that's a big chunk
Cannibals would eat that for lunch
Let Jesus into ya life
Now and live as a humble gimp
As opposed to a dead cunt
Still got your camel toe in the front
You were
Almost dead
You tell 'em
Almost dead
You tell 'em
Almost dead
You tell 'em
Almost dead
[Verse 1]
Yeah
Stories of the almost dead
Homie almost got bodied
For his foul words
While bent caught a kitchen knife
In his heart valve
Insert a stent
Blade moving to the beat
Failed murder attempt
Fucked around with someone disturbed
Converted to Satan
Inverted pent
Ya life revolved around crime
And never evolved until you got
Popped with the revolver
Thinking shit's sweet like Halva
Almost got eaten by larva
If the surgeons didn't study
The vena cava
You'd be a cadaver
Half naked cunt
Walking the streets shaking ya rump
Intoxicated drunk
Not looking when you cross traffic
Hit by an inebriated chump
Chopped off ya leg on the sidewalk
A designer decapitated
Pump a lacerated stump
You lay slump
You needed to lose weight
Well that's a big chunk
Cannibals would eat that for lunch
Let Jesus into ya life
Now and live as a humble gimp
As opposed to a dead cunt
Still got your camel toe in the front
You were
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