[Round 1: Real Deal]
Yo!
Aight, what's up!?
Y'all rock with me, Cali, or what?
This battle should've happened years ago!
Fans said, "Real Deal and Illmac? Let's go classic!"
But every time they tried to pitch it to him, Greg won't have it
He acted like he's working on a real deal, putting together a demo package
Tell the people the real deal: Real Deal never fit your demographic!
Now, five years later, how'd I get so blackish?
Payback's a motherfucker! Yours is retroactive!
For years of trying to change your tune, so you ain't catch no static
I'ma pour it on 'til Forest Lawn'll need another headstone added!
I said, all them years I tried to battle him, he acted important as fuck
I figured I gave it the college try
Maybe kids in Oregon duck!
Or maybe he wants that URL fan base
So Lush booked him Hollow, Con', and Ars', like that's the way he'll get linked
But every time, he either got trashed, or got trashed and blamed the mixed drinks
No matter how big the stage was, Greg would just shrink!
When he crossed over, we saw the pussy, like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct!
Now, the fans start to wonder, "What's wrong with Mac? When is he not prepared?
I mean, these are huge opportunities, right!? He's gotta care!"
Then, people put 2 and 2 together
"Well, I guess, against black people, he’s probably scared”
Google “Portland, Oregon”
It’s the whitest city in America!
I know, shocker there!
Shit is so white, their number-one hip-hop-selling artist is Phil Collins!
Maybe I made that up, but the face of basketball in Portland is Bill Walton
I heard when that Mike Brown shit went down, and they was aware they killed him
There was WEEKS of protesting in your streets…in support of Officer Darren Wilson!
Now, these URL rappers only book 'Mac for the paper
Your last battle with Clips looked like Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out’s Mac having a match with his trainer!
We both expect opponents to perform at a level
Our last battle, they both took a shit on stage; yours was more disrespectful!
Why do these SMACK rappers treat you like some kind of herb?
You be up there PASSIONATELY RAPPING…and they be trying to type they third!
It’s cringe-worthy to go back and see how hard you tried with Verb
You even brought props like, “Look at me! I’m a nerd!”
And all I thought was, “Simon Birch!”
Y’all ‘member his Arsonal battle? Y’all ‘member his Arsonal shit?
He said, “I’ma have a drink while they pay for dude.”
Then, he started rapping
Fans was like, “What just happened with the pay-per-view? Is Illmaculate drunk!?”
He was like, “I only had one beer all day, then BOOM!”
News flash! Effects of alcohol are based off body size!
You’d get hammered off a tablespoon!
Shit was like the Louganis story: we saw Greg take a dive…plus he has the HIV and he’s queer!
Man, little people everywhere would’ve rejoiced! It could’ve been your biggest win of the year!
It would’ve been like when that house fell on the Wicked Witch, all the midgets would cheer!
Instead, he’s gotta go back to being the little man from drinking games that sits on the rim of your beer!
That’s funny, right!?
Like when he battled Tony D overseas, and completely slept on him
He said, “You’re just a tour spot!”, a hotel for him and his friends and them
Fast forward: Clips showed no respect for him
Verb didn’t even prep for him!
Isn’t it ironic when you see someone named Ill' get a taste of his own medicine!?
I said, I respect the stuff that he does lyrically
But this motherfucker is weird to me!
With him, everything's a inside job, cover-up, or government conspiracy
Well, let's end this now!
No one gives a fuck about aliens in Roswell, New Mexico!
Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy! If not, well, just let it go!
He's like, "Did you know the wars for oil on foreign soil, they send the profits to Texaco?"
"Did you know Sandy Hook wasn't real? It was for guns-"
Awesome! We get it, bro!
Please, people, hold your money!
Say "No!" if he asks you to hold a twenty
'Cause it'll feel like hours passing
Then he'll show you the towers crashing after he folds it funny
I mean- holdonholdonholdon!
They said three to five! Hold on!
Damn!
I mean, studying shit like that makes you look extra lonely
Why are you mad our government conspires? He conspires against his homies!
He battled Ness Lee, Saurus, and 9D, like it's just for the sake of pen game
You know, a sparring bout
We barring out, an easy way to get paid
To be curt, I think you're a snake!
You aired their personal shit to gain some headway
I just gave y'all the tip!
Now, let's see if his tiny ass can escape from L.A.!
Let's go!
Yo!
Aight, what's up!?
Y'all rock with me, Cali, or what?
This battle should've happened years ago!
Fans said, "Real Deal and Illmac? Let's go classic!"
But every time they tried to pitch it to him, Greg won't have it
He acted like he's working on a real deal, putting together a demo package
Tell the people the real deal: Real Deal never fit your demographic!
Now, five years later, how'd I get so blackish?
Payback's a motherfucker! Yours is retroactive!
For years of trying to change your tune, so you ain't catch no static
I'ma pour it on 'til Forest Lawn'll need another headstone added!
I said, all them years I tried to battle him, he acted important as fuck
I figured I gave it the college try
Maybe kids in Oregon duck!
Or maybe he wants that URL fan base
So Lush booked him Hollow, Con', and Ars', like that's the way he'll get linked
But every time, he either got trashed, or got trashed and blamed the mixed drinks
No matter how big the stage was, Greg would just shrink!
When he crossed over, we saw the pussy, like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct!
Now, the fans start to wonder, "What's wrong with Mac? When is he not prepared?
I mean, these are huge opportunities, right!? He's gotta care!"
Then, people put 2 and 2 together
"Well, I guess, against black people, he’s probably scared”
Google “Portland, Oregon”
It’s the whitest city in America!
I know, shocker there!
Shit is so white, their number-one hip-hop-selling artist is Phil Collins!
Maybe I made that up, but the face of basketball in Portland is Bill Walton
I heard when that Mike Brown shit went down, and they was aware they killed him
There was WEEKS of protesting in your streets…in support of Officer Darren Wilson!
Now, these URL rappers only book 'Mac for the paper
Your last battle with Clips looked like Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out’s Mac having a match with his trainer!
We both expect opponents to perform at a level
Our last battle, they both took a shit on stage; yours was more disrespectful!
Why do these SMACK rappers treat you like some kind of herb?
You be up there PASSIONATELY RAPPING…and they be trying to type they third!
It’s cringe-worthy to go back and see how hard you tried with Verb
You even brought props like, “Look at me! I’m a nerd!”
And all I thought was, “Simon Birch!”
Y’all ‘member his Arsonal battle? Y’all ‘member his Arsonal shit?
He said, “I’ma have a drink while they pay for dude.”
Then, he started rapping
Fans was like, “What just happened with the pay-per-view? Is Illmaculate drunk!?”
He was like, “I only had one beer all day, then BOOM!”
News flash! Effects of alcohol are based off body size!
You’d get hammered off a tablespoon!
Shit was like the Louganis story: we saw Greg take a dive…plus he has the HIV and he’s queer!
Man, little people everywhere would’ve rejoiced! It could’ve been your biggest win of the year!
It would’ve been like when that house fell on the Wicked Witch, all the midgets would cheer!
Instead, he’s gotta go back to being the little man from drinking games that sits on the rim of your beer!
That’s funny, right!?
Like when he battled Tony D overseas, and completely slept on him
He said, “You’re just a tour spot!”, a hotel for him and his friends and them
Fast forward: Clips showed no respect for him
Verb didn’t even prep for him!
Isn’t it ironic when you see someone named Ill' get a taste of his own medicine!?
I said, I respect the stuff that he does lyrically
But this motherfucker is weird to me!
With him, everything's a inside job, cover-up, or government conspiracy
Well, let's end this now!
No one gives a fuck about aliens in Roswell, New Mexico!
Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy! If not, well, just let it go!
He's like, "Did you know the wars for oil on foreign soil, they send the profits to Texaco?"
"Did you know Sandy Hook wasn't real? It was for guns-"
Awesome! We get it, bro!
Please, people, hold your money!
Say "No!" if he asks you to hold a twenty
'Cause it'll feel like hours passing
Then he'll show you the towers crashing after he folds it funny
I mean- holdonholdonholdon!
They said three to five! Hold on!
Damn!
I mean, studying shit like that makes you look extra lonely
Why are you mad our government conspires? He conspires against his homies!
He battled Ness Lee, Saurus, and 9D, like it's just for the sake of pen game
You know, a sparring bout
We barring out, an easy way to get paid
To be curt, I think you're a snake!
You aired their personal shit to gain some headway
I just gave y'all the tip!
Now, let's see if his tiny ass can escape from L.A.!
Let's go!
Comments (0)
The minimum comment length is 50 characters.
Information
Users of Guests are not allowed to comment this publication.
There are no comments yet. You can be the first!