Thrift Shop Parody Bart Baker

[Intro: Bart Baker as Macklemore]
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[Chorus: Bart Baker as Macklemore]
I got a nasty rash
Probably from wearing this gross used jacket
Front pocket, just found a used condom
Guess I should've washed it

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Macklemore, Hot Girl 1, Hot Girl 2, Austin Smith as Thrift Shop Clerk & *Blake Asbury as Sneakerhead*]
Walkin' into the club like, "Wait, what? I think that I'm lost"
I'm messed up and smell like piss from the thrift shop
Wipe the dandruff with so much swagger
The people like, "Damn, that's a gross ass cracker"
Wearing these used panties, Hope you don't get a disease
Who gives a shit?, Got 'em with these shoes, super cheap
Those really stink, said a girl sitting next to me
You look like you're homeless, and what is that on your jeans?
Jizz
But hey, pretty sure it's aids free
They had a bloody sweater, I bought a bloody sweater
Since I've been wearing it, My stomach is starting to hurt
Hello, hello my shin's turning yellow
Oh, that's the hepatitis, it comes with all of the clothes
Now I'm feeling real sick, gonna puke on my toes
The sneakers head will be like, *"AH! Not on the Velcros!"*