[Intro]
Sexy music sets the mood-
[Verse 1: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Yo, listen up! We're talkin' bout Dark Souls
Hardest fuckin' game in the world (Hey)
Yo, I just finished this game
Far from tame, it puts the rest to shame
It's the hardest motherfucker that I ever defamed
Dark Souls shake me up when I remember its name
Hey bro, I heard you also beat Dark Souls cold
Fuck no, (What?) I couldn't even clear the tutorial
That shit is like a thousand sharks bitin' my nuts (Ew)
It's the spiky dick of Satan all up in my guts (Yeah)
Listen, I also had a horrible time
Turned my penis to slime and pooped my pants at a random time
Ended up convulsing on the floor having seizure after seizure
'Til my body couldn't take more
[Refrain: Dan Avidan]
I've died 8000 times (Yeah!)
I've lost my friggin' mind (Come on!)
This game's impossible to beat within the span of one man's life (Hell yeah!)
[Verse 2: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Coincidentally, brain-damaged mentally
Caved my fuckin' skull in with my cat accidentally
Is it dead?
Fuck yeah, never stood a chance even
Wanted Cuddles locked in battle with the fuckin' Capra Demon
Shit fuck yeah my tits exploded from that boss
So did mine
Chest is drippin' with somethin I'm callin' titty sauce
Beat my dad up 'cause I was mad as fuck
Lost your souls?
And now I lost my dad 'cause he's dead
But I was really mad so you can understand
Of course man! Had surgery for broken bones in my hand
From punching every single person that I met in the adrenal gland
Sexy music sets the mood-
[Verse 1: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Yo, listen up! We're talkin' bout Dark Souls
Hardest fuckin' game in the world (Hey)
Yo, I just finished this game
Far from tame, it puts the rest to shame
It's the hardest motherfucker that I ever defamed
Dark Souls shake me up when I remember its name
Hey bro, I heard you also beat Dark Souls cold
Fuck no, (What?) I couldn't even clear the tutorial
That shit is like a thousand sharks bitin' my nuts (Ew)
It's the spiky dick of Satan all up in my guts (Yeah)
Listen, I also had a horrible time
Turned my penis to slime and pooped my pants at a random time
Ended up convulsing on the floor having seizure after seizure
'Til my body couldn't take more
[Refrain: Dan Avidan]
I've died 8000 times (Yeah!)
I've lost my friggin' mind (Come on!)
This game's impossible to beat within the span of one man's life (Hell yeah!)
[Verse 2: Arin Hanson & Dan Avidan]
Coincidentally, brain-damaged mentally
Caved my fuckin' skull in with my cat accidentally
Is it dead?
Fuck yeah, never stood a chance even
Wanted Cuddles locked in battle with the fuckin' Capra Demon
Shit fuck yeah my tits exploded from that boss
So did mine
Chest is drippin' with somethin I'm callin' titty sauce
Beat my dad up 'cause I was mad as fuck
Lost your souls?
And now I lost my dad 'cause he's dead
But I was really mad so you can understand
Of course man! Had surgery for broken bones in my hand
From punching every single person that I met in the adrenal gland
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