The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be Tom Lehrer

[Verse 1]
Along the trail you'll find me lopin'
Where the spaces are wide open
In the land of the old AEC, yee-hoo!
Where the scenery's attractive
And the air is radioactive
Oh, the Wild West is where I wanna be

[Verse 2]
'Mid the sagebrush and the cactus
I'll watch the fellows practice
Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze, a-ha!
I'll have on my sombrero
And of course I'll wear a pair o'
Levis over my lead BVDs

[Bridge]
I will leave the city's rush
Leave the fancy and the plush
Leave the snow and leave the slush
And the crowds
I will seek the desert's hush
Where the scenery is lush
How I long to see the mush-
Room clouds