Strüdelmodel RuPaul

[Spoken Intro]
Once upon a time, there was a little German girl from the Brewster Projects of Hamburg, Germany. At fifteen, she was discovered by a Der Wienerschnitzel Corporation representative... and her modeling career took off

[Chorus]
You better verk
Verk
Verk
Une zee runway
Verk
Verk
Verk
Und make love to zee camera

[Verse 1]
It don't matter vhat you vear
They're checking out your savior faire
It don't matter vhat you do
Cause everything looks good on you
Strüdelmodel

[Spoken Interlude]
Linda
Naomi
Christy
Sauerkraut
Christy?
Daudia
Tyra
Hasenpfeffer