Hello Neighbor vs Ned Flanders Epic Rap Batles of History (Ft. Chaotic Rap Battles & Stasious)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
THEODORE PETERSON
VS
NED FLANDERS
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Theodore Peterson]
You must be crazy if you're stepping to the neighbor
I'm the baddest motherfucker, check the papers
If you EVER think of stepping one foot in my place
I will shoot you in both legs and then in the face
Over the years it seems that your ratings have tanked
You act fake; it's clear you're used to getting your ass spanked
With that face and tragic life and you still don't lack faith
Now I'll take this battle like your little TV tray
I'll break through your facade, let the real truth provoke
Your pious little world's about to go up in smoke
You can hide behind your mustache, but I can still see your scars
I've faced the Devil, Ned, and you're nowhere up to par

[Verse 2: Ned Flanders]
How-diddly-ho, Neighbor, I see your pain
But there's more to life than living in vain
I guess I have to roll the dice again just to avoid this
I think Theodore is going to enjoy this
You should leave my children out of your statements
Your son killed your daughter; now he's locked in your basement
Just face it, the wrath of God; you'll never escape it
Your game lacked any substance, took a month to replace it
That rap verse had nothing at all
Nothing at all. NOTHING AT ALL!
One look at your past, seems you're one of Satan's saviors
I'd invite you to my house but you ain't a good neighbor