If I Were a Horse Marc Gunn

If I were a horse and you were a mule
My heart would break all the same
I'd cry on your tail. All the while would I wail
And refuse to eat my grain

Oh, listen to this sad story
Take head to the message I don't purvey
Cuz it'll make you feel blue, and I'll cry boo-hoo
And I'll have to blow snot on my sleeve

If I were pig and you were a hog
Would that make us compatible or insane
We'd roll in the mud, and we'd hug, and we'd hug
And we'd play all day in the rain

If I were a cat, and you were a dog
Would you love me or tear me in two
Bite off my tail, rip the whiskers from my cheeks
And spill all my blood in the street

Did you listen to this sad story?
Did you take head to the message I didn't purvey?
Cuz it'll make you feel blue, and you'll cry boo-hoo
And you'll have to blow snot on your shirt