Hovercrafts and Cows Captain Murphy

[Intro]
Yaaaaaaa!
Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- Captain Murphy
Ha ha ha ha!

[Reporter and Captain Murphy]
History's man of mystery (Ha ha ha ha)
Rooted by an insane lust to dominate and destroy
His mystic powers and physical strength made him the most dangerous man of his time
No one knew him, they only feared him
Now at last, the real shocking story can be told

[Fan #1]
Oh, Captain!
For so long I have quivered at the thought of your lips on my crudely drawn mouth

[Fan #2]
Hey! Don't talk like that you- you slut!

[Reporter]
Here is the amazing true story of the man, whose evil genius still fascinates the entire world

[Fan #3]
Hey! You know, someone had told me that you're famous

[Captain Murphy]
Yeah