[Verse 1]
I decided to improve my social station
I joined a fraternal organization
Tucked in my shirt
Signed on the line
Right away they set about to improve my mind
The car I drove
The books I read
The food I ate
The booze I drank
The girls I took out
My breath
[Verse 2]
Said "Kid, we don't much like the way you walk
And you gonna have to change the way you talk"
They said "Your dress is kind of slouchy
And your attitude is mighty grouchy"
Said "You got to learn to bubble
You got to bubble with enthusiasm"
I started to bubble
[Verse 3]
"Most important thing you can't forget
Is learning the entire Greek alphabet"
I never did really understand
That that's gonna make me anymore a man
But I learned it
I can whip through that son-of-a-beta backwards in five seconds
I decided to improve my social station
I joined a fraternal organization
Tucked in my shirt
Signed on the line
Right away they set about to improve my mind
The car I drove
The books I read
The food I ate
The booze I drank
The girls I took out
My breath
[Verse 2]
Said "Kid, we don't much like the way you walk
And you gonna have to change the way you talk"
They said "Your dress is kind of slouchy
And your attitude is mighty grouchy"
Said "You got to learn to bubble
You got to bubble with enthusiasm"
I started to bubble
[Verse 3]
"Most important thing you can't forget
Is learning the entire Greek alphabet"
I never did really understand
That that's gonna make me anymore a man
But I learned it
I can whip through that son-of-a-beta backwards in five seconds
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