Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) Woe, Is Me

[Verse 1]
There's a stranger in my bed
There's a pounding my head
Bottles all over the room
Some stripper's clothes are in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbecue
Is this a hickie or a bruise?

[Pre-Chorus]
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
And it's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure, it ruled

[Chorus]
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again