Michael Caine Madness

[Video-only spoken intro]
If there's one thing worse than a murderer, it's a dirty, rotten, stinking grass. And that goes for litterbugs as well. Ta-ra...

[Song intro]
We'll get ya, ya, ya
We'll get ya, ya, ya
I am Michael Caine

[Verse 1]
He's walking – where? I'm afraid I don't know
I see the firemen jumping from the windows
There's panic and I hear somebody scream (Aah!)

[Verse 2]
He picks up useless paper and puts it in my pocket
I'm trying very hard to keep my fingers clean
I can't remember, tell me – what's his name?
My name is Michael Caine

[Chorus]
And all I wanted was a word
Or photograph to keep at home
And all I wanted was a word
Or photograph to keep

[Verse 3]
The sun is laughing, it's another broken morning
I see a shadow and call out to try and warn him
He didn't seem to hear, just turned away