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Boris Johnson vs. The Penguin - Freshy Kanal (Ft. Dan Bull, Harrison Cole & LittleFlecks)
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Boris Johnson vs. The Penguin - Freshy Kanal (Ft. Dan Bull, Harrison Cole & LittleFlecks)
[Intro: Boris Johnson & The Penguin]
And if you elect me as Gotham's new mayor—
What?
I'll make sure that I get rid of that rapscallion—
No!
Bloody bat—
No, elect me as your mayor, and I'll get rid of that bat—
Uh, no no no, hold the ratio

[Verse 1: Boris Johnson (Dan Bull)]
I'm Boris Johnson, superbious
Hurting this vermin, or as some nutters refer to him (Yes)
The 'King of Gotham' (Gotham?)
He may as well just be the mayor of Birmingham (No)
You're a virgin, uh
I've been Cumming more than Dominic lately
Ask about my kids and I couldn't name them
Conservative, but I'm putting these women through labour (Ha-ha)
You turned to a life of art fraud (Uh)
But you are as tasteless as cardboard (Ah)
I'll turn this penguin black and blue
Likе I did to the passport
P.U.!
Lookin' like Harvey Wеinstein in a creased suit
They must've voted for Pexit, the way that they leave you
Out of the DC... EU
Here are some measures to abide with
Stand ten feet away and never anywhere beside me
Implementing them not for the virus
But because you reek like a peasant with no hygiene
You're the worst role Danny DeVito has ever been assigned to
Since the president of Ireland
Uh, I can't remember the next line
Uh, you resemble Peppa Pig, kind of
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