I Can’t Watch This "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Intro]
I can't watch this
I can't watch this
I can't watch this
I can't watch this

[Verse 1]
My, my, my, my TV makes me so bored (I can't watch this)
Makes me say, oh my Lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch

[Bridge]
I told you homeboy
(I can't watch this)
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know
(I can't watch this)
Poke out my eyes, man
(I can't watch this)
Yo, gimme that remote control
(I can't watch this)