[Round 1: Sketch Menace + Illipsis]
So what the fuck is this, La Sparka?
This is what I got for dinner?
Some awkward, little closet hipster
That, after every bar he drops, he’s gonna stop the ticker
And laugh at his own jokes, like he's Dr. Hibbert?
Like as if he's really got this figured
Kid, you need to change lanes, don't play games
These brain waves are off the Richter
So before his head gets swelled, homie better check himself like Bobby Fischer
So get in rank, start giving thanks
Watch this heel flip and grind until he hits the bank like Rick McCrank
‘Cause, as far as hip-hop goes, you just a viral gimmick
Only three dots, with stock for the hieroglyphics
And now Fievel’s sitting on the doormat of my warpath
So I bring that Alberta heat ‘til the forecast hits Fort Mac!
Like, kid, you think you really mean shit
Just ‘cause you hit a grand slam off a Little League pitch?
Well…you think you at the top of this division?
Well, then riddle me this
How come the numbers clearly depict that the people would rather listen to bars about Little G's dick!?
‘Cause if it weren't for Autoplay on Facebook, no one would give your shit a second viewing
‘Cause it went from 3 million views, to 30,000 when they weren't forcibly subjected to it!
Like, really, that's your business plan?
Being Facebook-famous gonna get you fans?
Kid, your idols came up on Scribble Jam: you came up on Instagram!
So let's take a look back at the first time we saw Illipsis featured
At a high school rap battle, where instead of Willie B and Sparka, it's fucking this kid’s teacher
Doing a lesser version of Bender verses
Shaking like him and Carter Deems were having kismet seizures
I almost thought you were going to get mom's spaghetti on your Kid Twist T-shirt!
But this the big stage, shit stain!
And he’s still standing there shaking, like he's trying to cope with sobriety
As if people paid money to come in here, and help you overcome your social anxieties!
So watch him, and tell me every time that you hear a line drop from Illipsis
He don't look around the room for approval, like the shifty-eyed dog from The Simpsons!
(*laughs*) That’s 100 percent true!
So what the fuck is this, La Sparka?
This is what I got for dinner?
Some awkward, little closet hipster
That, after every bar he drops, he’s gonna stop the ticker
And laugh at his own jokes, like he's Dr. Hibbert?
Like as if he's really got this figured
Kid, you need to change lanes, don't play games
These brain waves are off the Richter
So before his head gets swelled, homie better check himself like Bobby Fischer
So get in rank, start giving thanks
Watch this heel flip and grind until he hits the bank like Rick McCrank
‘Cause, as far as hip-hop goes, you just a viral gimmick
Only three dots, with stock for the hieroglyphics
And now Fievel’s sitting on the doormat of my warpath
So I bring that Alberta heat ‘til the forecast hits Fort Mac!
Like, kid, you think you really mean shit
Just ‘cause you hit a grand slam off a Little League pitch?
Well…you think you at the top of this division?
Well, then riddle me this
How come the numbers clearly depict that the people would rather listen to bars about Little G's dick!?
‘Cause if it weren't for Autoplay on Facebook, no one would give your shit a second viewing
‘Cause it went from 3 million views, to 30,000 when they weren't forcibly subjected to it!
Like, really, that's your business plan?
Being Facebook-famous gonna get you fans?
Kid, your idols came up on Scribble Jam: you came up on Instagram!
So let's take a look back at the first time we saw Illipsis featured
At a high school rap battle, where instead of Willie B and Sparka, it's fucking this kid’s teacher
Doing a lesser version of Bender verses
Shaking like him and Carter Deems were having kismet seizures
I almost thought you were going to get mom's spaghetti on your Kid Twist T-shirt!
But this the big stage, shit stain!
And he’s still standing there shaking, like he's trying to cope with sobriety
As if people paid money to come in here, and help you overcome your social anxieties!
So watch him, and tell me every time that you hear a line drop from Illipsis
He don't look around the room for approval, like the shifty-eyed dog from The Simpsons!
(*laughs*) That’s 100 percent true!
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