Cheese Confesses Cheese Sandwich & Pinkie Pie (Ft. Shannon Chan-Kent & "Weird Al" Yankovic)

[Verse: Cheese Sandwich]
I fear I told a little fib about my pony past
I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast
I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claimed
The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name

I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance
And found the biggest ever celebration party dance
Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place
And I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face

I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free
For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee
A super duper party pony, that's what I became
I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name

But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why
For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie

[Intermission, spoken]
(Pinkie Pie: "Me?")
(Cheese Sandwich: "Yes!")
(Pinkie Pie: "Hah, really?!")
(Cheese Sandwich: "Really!")
(Pinkie Pie: "So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?")
(Cheese Sandwich: "Swear on Camembert!")