One I Want Van Halen

[Verse 1]
Poor man, he just want a little
Rich man, want a little bit more
Superman, he looking for Lois
Salesman try and sell you his soul

[Verse 2]
Fat man, he's ordering seconds
Pizza man, just wanna slice
Bad man, looking for attention
A good man, he's hard to find

[Verse 3]
Mailman, looking more like your daughter
Strawman, don't have a leg to stand on
Gay man, looking for another
Candyman, yeah, the candyman can

[Verse 4]
Black man, he lookin' for justice
White man, tryin' to get a tan
Woman, just wanna fly in first class
Holy man, take me to the promised land

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Everyone's looking for something
Wanting their piece of the pie
Searching for their slice of heaven
I gotta have mine, yeah, mine