All Cartoons Are... Family Guy (Ft. Alex Borstein, Jason Alexander, Mila Kunis, Seth Green & Seth MacFarlane)

Peter: On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble

We hit a couple divey little bars
We noticed there was quite a lovely lady
Sitting at the table next to ours

Now Barney who was pretty friggin’ wasted
Got up and stumbled over with a groan
He said, “Hey just between us
My Neanderthalic penis
Is as massive as a Stegosaurus bone!”

All cartoons are fuckin’ dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It’s a quirk we just can’t fix
Cause all cartoons are fuckin’ dicks

Meg: Did Barney really say that?

Peter: Oh, yeah, he is a bastard

Lois: Wow

Peter: And he, and he really does not give a damn about the feelings of women. And, uh, it’s sad. It’s really sad