The Never Song Whitest Kids U' Know

[Verse 1]
Never talk back to your mom and dad when you are mad
Never talk back to your mom and dad when you are mad
Never be rude and disrespectful
Never break rules then get forgetful
Never throw a tantrum on the floor
Never shout at them and slam the door
'Cause that's how you get grounded

[Verse 2]
Never cheat off some other kid's test when you're in school
Never cheat off somе other kid's test when you'rе in school
Never get the answer from a friend
Never sneak in notes written on your hand
Never let your eyes begin to wander
From your paper to another
'Cause that's how you get sent to the principal

[Verse 3]
Never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye
Never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye
Never take the strike pads off a matchbook
Or go to a hardware store and then look
Near the paint thinners for muriatric acid
Or go bring a pot into a rapid boil
Or get hydrogen peroxide
Never go to a farming store and then buy
​pH strips and PVC pipes
Those fuel cans that make outdoor grills light
'Cause that's how you make crystal meth