Taxman The Beatles

[Intro: Paul McCartney & George Harrison]
One, two, three, four
(*Coughing*)
One, two— (One, two, three, four!)

[Verse 1: George Harrison]
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me

[Chorus: George Harrison, George Harrison, John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

[Verse 2: George Harrison]
Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful, I don't take it all

[Chorus: George Harrison, George Harrison, John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

[Bridge: George Harrison, John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
(If you drive a car, car) I'll tax the street
(If you try to sit, sit) I'll tax your seat
(If you get too cold, cold) I'll tax the heat
(If you take a walk, walk) I'll tax your feet
Taxman!