Bearly Legal NOFX

Why are you being nice to me?
That's not like you at all
Because i've really missed your friendship
And your high cholesterol

I've always wanted to be with you
But i'm boring and obese
You've got a purple mohawk
And i wear a hair piece

So what if i'm more fun than you
And don't forget i'm fuckin' cute
Do you think that you can deal with my ill repute?
Your reputation doesn't bother me
It tickles and offends
That's why i wanna introduce you to my parents and my friends

You would you do that with me
I would do that with you
There's so many things i'll introduce you to
I think i wanna be with someone just like you

I can start exercising every day
Get muscular and lean
That's silly i'll just take diet pills
And methamphetamine