Congratulations (Early Draft) Lin-Manuel Miranda (Ft. Lin-Manuel Miranda)

[ALEXANDER]
Angelica

[ANGELICA]
Alexander

Congratulations
You have invented a new kind of stupid
A 'damage you can never undo' kind of stupid
An 'open all the cages in the zoo' kind of stupid
Truly, you didn't think this through? Kind of stupid

Let's review:
You took a rumor a few, maybe two, people knew
And refuted it by sharing an affair of which no one has accused you
I begged you to take a break, you refused to
So scared of what your enemies will do to you
You're the only enemy you ever seem to lose to
You know why Jefferson can do what he wants?
He doesn't dignify schoolyard taunts with a response!
So yeah, congratulations!

[ALEXANDER]
Angelica

[ANGELICA]
You've redefined your legacy
Congratulations