Make Out Club Gym Class Heroes

[Intro]
If I recall correctly
It was the middle of spring
Walkin' with my boys
Contemplating what summer will bring
We started talkin' about girls
And it was the funniest thing
As I started remembering some of my funniest flings

[Verse 1]
See there was Ashley
She caught my eye the very second that she passed me
I kissed her once
Then she started to harass me
She called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone
And let me see, there was Melanie
To have a mouth like that should be a felony
Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin' me
I mean dirty vocab
She used to talk like she was grown
And after that there was Tiffany
The one with the cute cousin
Are you kiddin' me?
She had a man
But that didn't mean shit to me
He tried to catch us all the time
But I was just to god damn smooth
And I can't forget to mention Carrie
But that situation quickly got scary
Cuz after two days she's like 'let's get married'
Can you believe that shit?
I had to pack my bags and move!