Call Any Vegetable The Mothers of Invention

[Intro]
This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular
They're real good for ya

[Verse 1]
Call any vegetable (call any vegetable)
Call it by name (call any vegetable)
Call one today (call any vegetable)
When you get off the train (call any vegetable)

[Chorus]
Call any vegetable and the chances are good
Aw, the vegetable will respond to you

[Bridge]
Some people don't go for prunes, I don't know
I've always found that if they-

[Verse 2]
Call any vegetable (call any vegetable)
Pick up your phone (call any vegetable)
Think of a vegetable (call any vegetable)
Lonely at home (call any vegetable)

[Chorus]
Call any vegetable and the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabay-y-y-y...