Cliff Hanger Blackalicious

"Whole house freeze!"

It was a Thursday. I stepped in the club. There she was
Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly
Curved indeed. She started staring in my direction
Luring and urging seductively
Body language instructing me
I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea
And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle
And I said "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal
I would love to see you in a nightgown"
She said "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet
I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat
I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll
That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold"
I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this?"
She said the description that I fit
Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond
Then slipped a concoction in my drink
That immediately set my consciousness adrift...

Now I'm in that zone dwelling. I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair
With an abundance of flare surrounding me in a circular angle
Glared up at the Dragon Queen's Lair, and wasn't imagining a thing
Her steps on the stairs had a magic gleam, glowed brightly
To prepare me for my journey, a Sword was hovering towards me
Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and take
Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesized that I would gain
Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in
Began travelling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited
I thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way
I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions
The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren
Was I entering near the mortal life span's end?
Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in
Time seemed to be moving rapidly just then...