Drunk Freestyle Dave Blunts

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
I slept on the floor, ain't had the luxury of mattress
Had to stretch my money like Reed Richards, I'm fantastic
Your bitch a magician, she be showin' me her hat trick
Back in special ed, I wore a helmet in my classes
That boy ran up on me and we turned that boy to ashes
Ashes, ashes, turned that boy to ashes
Your bitch suck my dick and now I'm aiming for her glasses
Used to think that mayonnaise was an instrument like Patrick
Hop up on a beat and I go IEP retarded
I don't fuck with Walmart, 'cause I always hit my target
I don't fuck with niggas, so they think I'm homophobic
Ballin' on these niggas like my name was Garet Poling
I was in the field, just like a nig​ger, Kunta Kinte
Knew she was a slut, I didn't listen to her friends say
I just want the top, why is you takin' all your clothes off?
Bitches shakin' ass, I fucked around and turned to Chris Ross
I just fucked a dyke and afterwards, I said, "No homo"
Your bitch suck my dick and I recorded it in slo-mo
Homie went to prison and his bitch kept tryna fuck me
I ain't even do it 'cause that bitch was kinda ugly
Okay, I'm just kiddin', she eat me up like some lunch meat
Okay, I'm just kiddin', she eat me up like a zombie
Nigga ran up on me, now his face on Abercrombie
I was in Moline, I didn't listen to my mommy