If Love Was a Plane Brad Paisley

[Verse 1]
She's ninety-eight pounds, workin' down at the Dairy Queen
With an Ogilvie home perm and braces
And he's long-haired, no job, and just nineteen
They got a baby on the way and they're off to the races

[Chorus]
In love, look at 'em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, it's best they don't know
If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

[Verse 2]
At the Ivy at lunchtime in Beverly Hills
The paparazzi are gathered outside
'Cause an actor and an actress are havin' lunch
And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight

[Chorus]
They're in love, look at 'em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, it's best they don't know
If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

[Bridge]
Imagine now the pilot's voice
On the intercom right before we leave the ground
Sayin', "Folks, thanks for flyin' with us
But there's a six-in-ten chance we're goin' down"