[Round 1: Anderson Burrus]
It’s been brought to my attention a few of you guys watching don’t rock with me
Y’all were mad I made it into Phase 2, you called it a robbery
“I don’t believe a word he says.”
“He delivers so awkwardly.”
Heard someone say, “Pat Stay would kill this white boy!”
What?...yeah, probably!
But imagine coming into the Crucible with everybody mockin’ you
Then your battle drops, and they realize there’s no stoppin’ you
And I’m one of the hottest, too
And bein’ at the top is cool
I’m lookin’ down at everybody...like J2 in the lockеr room!
But I get it! I get it…
He’s an opеnly homosexual man! Ya have to know that going in
But I get it
Y’all like, “I don’t wanna see Anderson featured. I can’t stand his demeanor.”
It’s cool if you hate white people - I’m not a big fan of us either
I mean, a lot of white people suck, but try to keep an open mind
Plus it’s only me and Ren Thomas...and Mr. Biscuit if you close your eyes
But y’all gave me J2, and I’ll admit that he’s nice with it
But I came here to make this all about me, like white women
And to you other battle rappers thinkin’ you could beat me?
Yoshi G on social media: bro, I just make this look easy!
I’m through with bein’ friendly!
I’m creepin’ wit’ the semi
I didn’t come here with NO NAME FLIPS...’cause I couldn’t think of any
I really tried
I tried flippin’, uh...J2, J-Deuce, J-Double
His real name is Jhanathan Jhanathan
Bro, even your name sounds like a gay couple
It’s weird
I’m from Raleigh! Check my bio
You see I’ve put on for my whole town
You can check his bio - all you’ll see are his pronouns
I’ll kidnap J2, have his hands and feet bonded
Y’all remember that boat scene in The Dark Knight?
Yeah, I will hold a fairy (ferry) HOSTAGE!
I had one shot! Weapon load
The gun cock! His head explode
Pow…
Y’all ‘bout to see a flame at the bottom of the ocean like a SpongeBob episode!
I had the gun and I untucked it!
He couldn’t run from it!
All he saw was me with the grip on the handle like the Chum Bucket!
I HAD to kill J2!
WHAT!?
I had to kill J2
We had to settle a personal score
That’s when I flee the scene and leave him murked on the floor
And if y’all snitch to the cops, this’ll turn to a war
So don’t say nothin’, or it will get crazy
“The Real Slim Shady”: y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before!
$10,000 on the line…bro, I’m comin’ to hurt someone
I’m all over this $10K like I’m runnin’ to cure somethin’!
And my first round is done, and you just got murdered clear
And I’m gonna warn you right now: it only gets worse from here
It’s been brought to my attention a few of you guys watching don’t rock with me
Y’all were mad I made it into Phase 2, you called it a robbery
“I don’t believe a word he says.”
“He delivers so awkwardly.”
Heard someone say, “Pat Stay would kill this white boy!”
What?...yeah, probably!
But imagine coming into the Crucible with everybody mockin’ you
Then your battle drops, and they realize there’s no stoppin’ you
And I’m one of the hottest, too
And bein’ at the top is cool
I’m lookin’ down at everybody...like J2 in the lockеr room!
But I get it! I get it…
He’s an opеnly homosexual man! Ya have to know that going in
But I get it
Y’all like, “I don’t wanna see Anderson featured. I can’t stand his demeanor.”
It’s cool if you hate white people - I’m not a big fan of us either
I mean, a lot of white people suck, but try to keep an open mind
Plus it’s only me and Ren Thomas...and Mr. Biscuit if you close your eyes
But y’all gave me J2, and I’ll admit that he’s nice with it
But I came here to make this all about me, like white women
And to you other battle rappers thinkin’ you could beat me?
Yoshi G on social media: bro, I just make this look easy!
I’m through with bein’ friendly!
I’m creepin’ wit’ the semi
I didn’t come here with NO NAME FLIPS...’cause I couldn’t think of any
I really tried
I tried flippin’, uh...J2, J-Deuce, J-Double
His real name is Jhanathan Jhanathan
Bro, even your name sounds like a gay couple
It’s weird
I’m from Raleigh! Check my bio
You see I’ve put on for my whole town
You can check his bio - all you’ll see are his pronouns
I’ll kidnap J2, have his hands and feet bonded
Y’all remember that boat scene in The Dark Knight?
Yeah, I will hold a fairy (ferry) HOSTAGE!
I had one shot! Weapon load
The gun cock! His head explode
Pow…
Y’all ‘bout to see a flame at the bottom of the ocean like a SpongeBob episode!
I had the gun and I untucked it!
He couldn’t run from it!
All he saw was me with the grip on the handle like the Chum Bucket!
I HAD to kill J2!
WHAT!?
I had to kill J2
We had to settle a personal score
That’s when I flee the scene and leave him murked on the floor
And if y’all snitch to the cops, this’ll turn to a war
So don’t say nothin’, or it will get crazy
“The Real Slim Shady”: y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before!
$10,000 on the line…bro, I’m comin’ to hurt someone
I’m all over this $10K like I’m runnin’ to cure somethin’!
And my first round is done, and you just got murdered clear
And I’m gonna warn you right now: it only gets worse from here
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