Miracle Introduction Carnegie Hall Concert Cast of Anyone Can Whistle (1995) (Ft. Angela Lansbury, Madeline Kahn, Maureen Moore, Paul Gemignani & Walter Bobbie)

[NARRATOR, spoken]
There is one place in town doing business: Dr. Detmold's Sanitarium for the Socially Pressured. Locally known as the Cookie Jar

[NARRATOR, spoken, & (COOKIES)]
The Mayoress is so depressed by her unpopularity that she makes a nostalgic pilgrimage
I'm like the bluebird
The Mayoress (I should worry, I should care)
Is so depressed by her unpopularity (I should be a millionaire)
That she makes a nostalgic pilgrimage— (I'm like the blue—AAH!)
To a huge rock on the outskirts of town

[CORA, spoken]
I'm in the depths of positive despair

[SCHUB, spoken]
Ah now Cora, you need to relax!

[CORA, spoken]
I need a miracle, that's what I need

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Suddenly, Baby Joan licks the rock, and there is an enormous spurt of water!

[CORA, spoken]
Schroeder?