Grapefruit Diet "Weird Al" Yankovic
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[Verse 1]
Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do
[Chorus]
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Now get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!
[Verse 2]
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more
When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door
Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do
[Chorus]
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Now get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!
[Verse 2]
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more
When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door
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