Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. Croix Provence, EpicLLOYD & Nice Peter)

[Intro: Nice Peter]
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Lara Croft versus
Indiana Jones!
*whip crack*

[Verse 1: Nice Peter as Indiana Jones]
Let's get this battle crackin', I'll leave you like your reboot, flattened
You used to be the queen of booby trappin', what happened?
You got too woke to be fun
Now my Indianaconda don't want none
There's too many voices inside you
You burn through women quicker than I do!
I think you shoulda dropped Hollywood as an option
When even Angelina gave you up for adoption
Let's cut to the Chase; oh wait, he died
I guess you couldn't tap that X in time
From the Bandicoot to your family's plane in ashes
Kid, you'vе got a tragic history with crashes!
The puzzle I'm trying to bеat
Is figuring out why you're dressed for the beach!
I've seen more class from the kids I teach
You can rise all you want, I'm still out of reach
So go grab your relics and run!
You verse me is sword verse gun!
Honey, just the first four notes of my theme exceed everything you've done