Nobody Likes Me The Northern Boys (Ft. Norman Pain & Patrick Karneigh Junior)

[Intro: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Right, it’s Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain and Kev (Woo)

[Verse 1: Patrick Karneigh Junior & Norman Pain]
My wife’s got a Bichon Frisé with a sex addiction and it’s hard to walk him in the park
Every other dog we see gets chased and pinned, and fucked and licked in the arse
My grandson’s smoking weed in his bedroom, texting girls photos of his cock (Jesus)
Fuck (Huh), if her dad comes 'round then I’ll smash his car with a rock

[Verse 2: Norman Pain]
Big old balls, they drag me down
You’ll find me dancing 'round sexy town
Red light district, peddling around
And then I get mugged and my pants turn brown
Bachelor pad, covered in spaff
Dorito crumbs all up in my bath
Flaking skin on my head (Huh)
Sunburnt flesh, let it shed (Yes)

[Verse 3: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Wake up Sunday, wife just punched me, said she’s hungry, gotta go cook
Wi-Fi’s broken, so I gotta watch my porn in the form of comic books
Brother, look, wank myself with a single finger, Captain Hook
Then I go smoke my pipe with a random man in a dark and weary nook

[Verse 4: Norman Pain]
Bought a transgender man two pints
Can I get lucky and fist him tonight?
Constrict my cock with a pink hair tie
Not too tight, no, I don’t wanna die
Used to have a dog, his name was Francis
Then he ran away, what a selfish bastard
Now I’ve got a cat and his name is Patrick
PKJ got jealous and attacked it