A Killer Party Original Cast of A Killer Party (Ft. Michael James Scott & Original Cast of A Killer Party)

[VARTHUR]
I run a theatre
A classy theatre
And I’ve been doing it for thirty years
Like Lincoln Center
Except my center
Has got a dollar store, a nail salon, and Sears
If you haven’t guessed
It’s in the Midwest
But no less inferior
We serve the Philistines
On Lake Superior

So what’s exciting
Is I’ve been writing
A piece of theatre never seen before
It’s beef and basil
Meets razzle dazzle
With someone lying dead upon the dining room floor
Served with canapes
Is the greatest play
In my theatre’s history
I’ve written a great murder mystery

[ALL]
A killer party, oh, oh, oh
A killer party, whoa, oh, oh, oh