The Greatest Douche Ever Rap JT Music

[Verse 1]
Step into my crib, take in that awful smell
You eatin' Mickey D's? I stick with Taco Bell
Pass me the Mountain Dew, because it's hot as hell
Sweaty wifebeater, you know I rock it well
OG Gamer (Yeah), and I'm here to prove it
Screw you Fruit Ninjas, I think Candy Crush is stupid
When I was growin' up, we didn't have the same toys (Nope)
Before y'all were born, I was playin' Game Boys
(You mean the Advance?) Nah punk, I'm talkin' Pocket
(I've never heard of that) Turn yo back and keep on walkin'
You own a Gamecube? Ha! What are you, three?
If you own an NES, then you can talk to me
I've played 8-bit (Duh), I bet you have not
See, I been gamin' long before you even had COD
(You should talk, dude) Why?
(Do you have balls? Sounds like you're thirteen)
No, I am an adult!
That's why I'm a trash-talkin' rap god
And your face is the place where I'll let my sack drop
Invite your sorry ass to a private chat just
So I get the last word and then you'll get blocked
First name, Greatest, last name, Ever
Screw you, Drake, you are so not clever
Studio gamers tryna take my name
But here's a birth certificate, check the date
Seriously, mine came first