Bayswater Ain’t a Bad Place to Be Iron Maiden

Janick: Are we off?
Bruce: Yeah!
Janick: A-one, two-two, th...

Er...
Three. (acoustic guitar starts)
Bruce (putting on Rod Smallwood's Yorkshire accent): I don't know what this bloody track's doing there...
Bloody track
What are these bloody knobs?...
What is?...
What are you doing here?
What about doing all this bloody music?
Stop that!
Stop that (Nicko)!
Bloody hell!
I've had this!
What about the bloody (degrad)...
Pissing about in the bloody studio all the time!
I mean I'm bloody sat here working my fingers to the bone, trying to get this bloody album out at the top of the bloody artwork and Steve wants some bloody blobby tattoo on his bloody willie to draw the bloody head in
What the bloody hell do they think I am?
I've bloody got to walk into the bloody EMI, Capitol, and the biggest bloody record companies in the bloody world and say "
Look here's a bloody picture of a bloody Eddie with a bloke and his fucking dick"!

What the bloody hell do you all think they're gonna make of that?
Why can't they write songs about proper things like cricket?