Mexico Beck

Come gather 'round me people, here's a story you never heard
'Bout me and my friends and some shit that occured
We thought we'd take a trip
We thought that we would go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico

Well I was workin' at McDonald's, doin' the late night run
When a car pulled up the drive-thru and pointed out a gun
Said, "Give us all your money
And three Big Macs to go"
I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below

Well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police
I guess I was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me
Concerning some jaywalking tickets
I couldn't afford to pay
Needless to say, I got the axe that same day

Well me bein' out of work just then, I didn't want to go home
My mom said if I lost this job, I'd have to go out on my own
So I went over to Dave's house
And got really stoned
Called up some girls but none of them were home

Well, Steve came over and he brought some alcohol
We're all gettin' really depressed just starin' at the wall
Well we thought we'd get some money
We thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico