Woody Harrelson 1989 Monologue Saturday Night Live (Ft. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth & Woody Harrelson)
[ANNOUNCER]
Ladies and Gentlemen! Woody Harrelson
[WOODY HARRELSON]
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! It's so great to be standing here, matter of fact, it's been twenty-five years, almost to the day since the first time I hosted Saturday Night Live in 1989. Now I just heard Taylor Swift's new album which is called "1989".But with all due respect to Ms. Swift, I think I know a little bit more about 1989 than she does. [Gets handed guitar] Aw thank you. Even if the memories are a little fuzzy...cause of the drugs.
[Verse 1: Woody Harrelson]
Seem like it would last forever
Nineteen-hundred, eighty-nine
The Berlin wall fell down
Cher sang "turn back time"
Michael Keaton, he was Batman
Not sure who was president
I think I had a mullet
After that I just forget
Oh wait, I remember
I was on a show called "Cheers"
Think I might have won an Emmy
Think I drank a million beers
Thought I met Margaret Thatcher
But it was Saddam Hussein
Then I got a blank space baby
'Cause I used to do cocaine
[WOODY HARRELSON]
Just a little bit, you know, I mean it was 1989-[surprised by the entrance of Josh and Liam]. Josh and Liam, I haven't seen you guys since-what was that thing that we did together.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Woody Harrelson
[WOODY HARRELSON]
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! It's so great to be standing here, matter of fact, it's been twenty-five years, almost to the day since the first time I hosted Saturday Night Live in 1989. Now I just heard Taylor Swift's new album which is called "1989".But with all due respect to Ms. Swift, I think I know a little bit more about 1989 than she does. [Gets handed guitar] Aw thank you. Even if the memories are a little fuzzy...cause of the drugs.
[Verse 1: Woody Harrelson]
Seem like it would last forever
Nineteen-hundred, eighty-nine
The Berlin wall fell down
Cher sang "turn back time"
Michael Keaton, he was Batman
Not sure who was president
I think I had a mullet
After that I just forget
Oh wait, I remember
I was on a show called "Cheers"
Think I might have won an Emmy
Think I drank a million beers
Thought I met Margaret Thatcher
But it was Saddam Hussein
Then I got a blank space baby
'Cause I used to do cocaine
[WOODY HARRELSON]
Just a little bit, you know, I mean it was 1989-[surprised by the entrance of Josh and Liam]. Josh and Liam, I haven't seen you guys since-what was that thing that we did together.
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