Just A Friend Your Favorite Martian

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"

[Chorus: Benetar]
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend