Fuck You, England CollegeHumor (Ft. George Basil)

[Intro]
Hey there England, it's old Uncle Sam
We fought together in Europe, Iraq, and Japan
Our relationship is special, and that's a fact
But one day a year, we forget all of that

[Verse]
Fuck you England, it's the Fourth of July
When our wee baby nation gave you a black eye
Fuck butter on your sandwiches, fuck your spelling, too
'Cause when it comes to honor, there's no room for "u"

[Rap]
Fuck the way you think biscuits are more like cookies than scones
Fuck philosophers, yeah, it was the Sorcerer's Stone
Fuck your weak defences, 'cause it's spelled "defense"
Your pounds make shillings, but our dollars make sense
(Actually, we do accept the Euro now --)

[Refrain]
July Fourth is the day
When we stand up and say
Fuck you, England, fuck you, fuck you

[Rap]
Fuck the neon bright green you put on your cops
Fuck you, period, not full stop
Fuck your license plates, they're way too long
You don't drive on the right, and that's just wrong
Who flips down a switch to turn on a light?
It's the red, white, and blue, not the blue, red, and white
Fuck your The Office, it was only two seasons
Fuck these things you call "muffins" for some stupid reason
(Actually, English muffins are far more popular in the Uni --)