Algorithm God Your Favorite Martian

[Intro: Puff-Puff Humbert]
Brothers and sisters!
Today we gather to honor the almighty algorithm
For he is our foundation!
If you ever begin to feel doubt;
I want you to fall to your knees
And I want you to say

[Chorus: Puff-Puff Humbert]
I've been blessed by the algorithm god!
He knows me better than anyone alive
I've been blessed by the algorithm god!
If you give him praise, algorithm will provide
I've been blessed! (Algorithm god!)
(Algo- Algorithm!) Hey!
(Algorithm god! Algo- Algorithm!)
I've been-

[Verse 1: Puff-Puff Humbert]
Bad news? Wouldn't know it. Algorithm didn't show it!
Reality? So good now that I don't control it!
Drove to work, no traffic, GPS gets me past it
Algorithm always directs me, plus her voice? Kinda sexy!
Package on my doorstеp when I got home
Amazon recommеnded bottle of cologne!
Ain't bought condoms since the pandemic
Algorithm knows I've been single for a minute
Check my socials, made some friends
Algorithm suggested them!
It recommends pills when I'm depressed
I guess that-