Who Put the Alphabet in Alphabetical Order? They Might Be Giants

[Intro]
Alright!

[Verse 1]
Back in ancient times
You know that things then weren't that easy
So many different tribes
So many different ways of writing

[Chorus]
So, who put the alphabet
In alphabetical order?
I wonder
Who put the alphabet
In alphabetical order?
Oh

[Verse 2]
Now I've got a question
With an answer that you might find easier
You've got to use your mind
To remember all the letters in order

[Chorus]
Now, you put the alphabet
In alphabetical order
Come on!
You put the alphabet
In alphabetical order
We're going to put the alphabet in alphabetical order now