Sancho Koe Wetzel

Well she don't love him anymore
But she can't stand the talk of divorce
So she puts it in a lockbox deep inside
Far enough away to where he won't find it

Six years of marriage and still goin' strong;
He ain't got a clue that there's a damn thing wrong
Vows and rings and "forever I do"s
Don't mean what they used to

And every night that he's gone
She gets on the telephone
And makes the Devil happy once again
When she says:

"Give him just a second
In a second he'll be leavin'
Then you can give mama
What mama's been missin'
Really thought I loved him
But my love was in his money."
I get so excited
I can hear when she's callin
Sancho
Sancho