Hair (Parody) Bart Baker

[Intro: Ed Vilderman as Sean Paul, Tre Melvin as Leigh-Anne Pinnock]
I am Sean Paul I was big back in two-thousand three
How'd you get on my phone?
We used to date don't act like you do not know me
What?
So now in order to gain relevance with teens, I'm gonna ruin your new song with my singing
God no!

[Verse 1: Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Little Mix, Peter Gilroy as Perrie Edwards, Bart Baker as Jade Thirlwall, *Alex Farnham as Jesy Nelson* & (Sean Paul)]
I call my squad
Hey
Girls, we got a problem
What?
Has been Sean Paul, is getting featured in, our new hit pop song hair
That can't be, it's not fair, no...
Check out his pics
Can't believe you dated
*There's just one thing to do now get wasted (Burp)*
This is like a nightmare
Hey look there, I just saw Sean Paul out there. I'm sure it was him I swear
I don't see him anywhere
( I hope they don't look down here)

[Chorus 1: Little Mix, Philip Hersh as Simon Cowell]
We're just another generic pop group created and managed by Simon Cowell
My next cash cow. Cuz One Direction sucks now
But good pop groups always have five members we're just a low-budget Fifth Harmony
Like 98 Degrees, was to *NSYNC and Backstreet