ANNOUNCER: Time for Action-6 News with Leslie Crotchmonger
and Dick Hopshteckler. Here's Leslie with today's top stories.
L: Good evening. First the headlines:
* A giant man shits on Philadelphia.
* An old man shows his soiled anus to a waitress at an Olive Garden.
* A small dog eats a man's balls and dies.
* A crippled couple is arrested for fucking on a rollercoaster.
Now the stories behind the headlines: In Philadelphia today, a giant man dropped his huge pants and squatted over Indepеndence Hall. He thеn unleashed a ...
(Dick reaches over and grabs Leslie's script.)
D: Fuck you, you cunt! You did the headlines!
L: Lick my asshole, you dimwitted prick! My name comes first on the opening announcement.
D: That's because you blew the news director!
L: At least I didn't blow a homeless guy who has the siff!
D: Oh yeah?! Well, he wouldn't have the siff if you didn’t fuck him out back in the Dumpster!
L: Eat my box!
and Dick Hopshteckler. Here's Leslie with today's top stories.
L: Good evening. First the headlines:
* A giant man shits on Philadelphia.
* An old man shows his soiled anus to a waitress at an Olive Garden.
* A small dog eats a man's balls and dies.
* A crippled couple is arrested for fucking on a rollercoaster.
Now the stories behind the headlines: In Philadelphia today, a giant man dropped his huge pants and squatted over Indepеndence Hall. He thеn unleashed a ...
(Dick reaches over and grabs Leslie's script.)
D: Fuck you, you cunt! You did the headlines!
L: Lick my asshole, you dimwitted prick! My name comes first on the opening announcement.
D: That's because you blew the news director!
L: At least I didn't blow a homeless guy who has the siff!
D: Oh yeah?! Well, he wouldn't have the siff if you didn’t fuck him out back in the Dumpster!
L: Eat my box!
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