[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES
PLAYER 1: KEN MASTERS
PLAYER 2: SUB-ZERO
BEGIN!
[Ken Masters]
Here I come, attack me, if you dare, I will crush you!
'Cause my name is Ken Masters, you and your brother are "Noobs!"
Beat you with my Dragon Punch, my favorite fighting position!
I’mma play you so hard, they'll call it ARCADE EDITION!!
Resurrected as a robot when you died in your new game
Came back in a lamer way than zombie Liu Kang!
You're of the Lin Kuei Clan? I’ll take that whole race on!
Exterminate your people like Scorpion did to Bi Han!
You'll hear the announcer be yelling "PERFECT" when I bring the pain!
Shoryuken you and leave your knocked out body in flames!
Whatchu goin' do, Cryomancer? When when i come invading your land
Extinct a species of freaks! Your words to hell with your clan!
The only ninja that can't teleport, what do your ice attacks even do?
Freeze 'em for a few seconds? HA! Back to Outworld with you!
Yo, you beat me in this fight? Step back to reality!
And from the looks of you, I just scored a babality!
[Sub-Zero]
Freeze! There's a reason that you're fighting on the streets
'Cause in your first tournament, you didn’t even compete!
You think your cool rich boy? I control ice, now here’s some
Blonde hair? Red pajamas? You are not so fearsome
Although I may fight in his honor, I'm not like my brother Noob
Your father sent you across the Earth so he could get rid of you!
Ha HA! And at least I have a clan, shall I bring up your lonely past?
Well I’ll put you out of your suffering, for this fight shall be your last!
X-Ray breaking all your bones, while your struggling to break cars
I've got a flawless rap combo! Looks like your playing on hard!
You go spinning in the air? Well I slide along on the ice!
You suck so much that nobody'd ever called Friendship on you in a fight!
That's right weakling, feel death’s cold embrace!
I'll freeze your lower body and rip you in half by your face!
Now, let us step in the arena, see how long you endure
But remember I'm the reason they created M for Mature!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES
PLAYER 1: KEN MASTERS
PLAYER 2: SUB-ZERO
BEGIN!
[Ken Masters]
Here I come, attack me, if you dare, I will crush you!
'Cause my name is Ken Masters, you and your brother are "Noobs!"
Beat you with my Dragon Punch, my favorite fighting position!
I’mma play you so hard, they'll call it ARCADE EDITION!!
Resurrected as a robot when you died in your new game
Came back in a lamer way than zombie Liu Kang!
You're of the Lin Kuei Clan? I’ll take that whole race on!
Exterminate your people like Scorpion did to Bi Han!
You'll hear the announcer be yelling "PERFECT" when I bring the pain!
Shoryuken you and leave your knocked out body in flames!
Whatchu goin' do, Cryomancer? When when i come invading your land
Extinct a species of freaks! Your words to hell with your clan!
The only ninja that can't teleport, what do your ice attacks even do?
Freeze 'em for a few seconds? HA! Back to Outworld with you!
Yo, you beat me in this fight? Step back to reality!
And from the looks of you, I just scored a babality!
[Sub-Zero]
Freeze! There's a reason that you're fighting on the streets
'Cause in your first tournament, you didn’t even compete!
You think your cool rich boy? I control ice, now here’s some
Blonde hair? Red pajamas? You are not so fearsome
Although I may fight in his honor, I'm not like my brother Noob
Your father sent you across the Earth so he could get rid of you!
Ha HA! And at least I have a clan, shall I bring up your lonely past?
Well I’ll put you out of your suffering, for this fight shall be your last!
X-Ray breaking all your bones, while your struggling to break cars
I've got a flawless rap combo! Looks like your playing on hard!
You go spinning in the air? Well I slide along on the ice!
You suck so much that nobody'd ever called Friendship on you in a fight!
That's right weakling, feel death’s cold embrace!
I'll freeze your lower body and rip you in half by your face!
Now, let us step in the arena, see how long you endure
But remember I'm the reason they created M for Mature!
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