Freak Devin The Dude

[Verse One]
She was beautiful, intelligent, fine, attractive
You could just picture her, layin' on a mattress
And she's got you wonderin' if she' sexually active
You think of somethin' slick to say to pull her like a magnet
Came with your A game, thirty minutes or less
That's all that takes and she'll come out of that dress
Conversated with the lady maybe she'll buy it
Oh, she did, you took her where? The Hyatt
She did things that had never been done to ya
You want to stay in touch, figurin' she's the one for ya
And now you're tellin' all your friends
How you hit the first night and she didn't even ask for no ends
And your feelings got deeper and deeper
You went shoppin' for a promise right, thinkin' you can keep her
But you ain't heard from her
And ain't seen her in a week
Yep, fucked around and fell in love with a FREAK

[Hook] [x4]
"Some of you might know" - MC Shan 'Project Ho'
FREAK

[Verse Two]
You finally get a call, it was her, sayin' she was out of town
Somethin' came up but she's back now
You pay it no mind because the ladie's so fine
You let the same shit slide bout three, four times
She break you off
Everyday, every way
New sexual ideas, different ways to lay
Your homeboys teasin' about your nose wide open
You pay 'em no mind, you plan on eloping with the broad
Scopin' how hard it is with no vagina
You get up out your sleep to go find her
You just can't let her loose
And every time she's missin' she's got a better excuse
So you don't get mad
Just ask her how was her day
She went shoppin' for some trashy lingerie
Brand new toys, fresh batteries inside 'em
You wonder how they work but she's already tried 'em
She's a FREAK