Subway Churro Saturday Night Live (Ft. Aidy Bryant, Andrew Dismukes, Cecily Strong, Chris Redd, John Mulaney, Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Kyle Mooney, LCD Soundsystem, Melissa Villaseñor, Mikey Day & Punkie Johnson)

(spoken)

[MAN 1]
Man, how long this train gonna take?

[MAN 2]
It says the next one arrives in "forget about it," pff, I love this new mayor

[MAN 1]
I'm starving, yo, newsstand guy, let me get a Snickers and a bag of chips

[NEWSSTAND GUY]
I'll get you the closest thing, an Oh Henry! bar and a copy of XL Butts

[MAN 1]
They still make Oh Henry! bars?

[NEWSSTAND GUY]
No, and what does he want?

[MAN 2]
Oh, nothing from you, I'm gonna go buy a churro

[MAN 1]
You're buying a what?