Luigi’s Ballad Starbomb (Ft. Rachel Bloom)

[Intro: Dan Avidan]
Princess Peach
Won't you listen to my speech?
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson]
What up, bitch?! I got a 1-Up, bitch!
What's inside the question block? It's my dick
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki?
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean
So suck it!

[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Rachel Bloom]
Mario, you always do this shit
I like a girl and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your dick
Until they go away
Hey Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risque
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid