On a Colorado Farm South Park (Ft. Randy Marsh)

This ol' world is getting to me
There’s just no trust, no 'tegridy
So I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm
And I moved on out to a Colorado farm

Now it's early to bed, early to rise
The crops are plowed and it’s no surprise
City folks are fightin' and I don't give a darn (darn, darn)
Cause I make my living on a Colorado farm

I gotta drive the tractor, gotta cut the grass
Chut-chut goes the baler like it's never gonna last
There's food in the kitchen and there's bud in the barn (barn, barn)
That's life living on a Colorado farm

Ice-cold beer, pickup truck. Country Music, listin' shit
We got tegridy to keep us warm
That’s what you get on a Colorado Farm
And I’m gonna stay on a Colorado Farm