[Verse: Violent J]
Aw shit homeboy you shoulda seen me
Drunk at the party drinkin 5th of M.D
Cold passed out on my homeboy's crib
Curled up on the floor like a motherfuckin' kid
Dreamin' I was drinkin some Faygo
In my dope house and here comes a tornado
The crib goes up spinnin round and round
Then BAM I just landed ground
Walked out the house seen the yellow brick road
Up walks a little pimp with a cane and some gold
Nugget rings, gold teeth and a cup of 8 ball
And only three feet tall
He said "Welcome and greetings to your new land Joe"
I said "Who the fuck are you, Sky Low Low?"
He said "I'm a pimp a player a baller and yo
To get out of here you walk the yellow brick road
By the way homeboy you got a murder rap"
Pointed down at the house and my head just sat
I crushed the witch, all I saw was her feet
She had a fresh pair of pumps on lookin oh so sweet
I grabbed the midget by his throat and checked in his gat
Slapped 'em in the eye and said "I'm the Mack"
Checked on the witch's pumps and set on my way
My name ain't Dorothy yo it's Violent J
If the wizard's guards don't let me pass
I'ma stick my size 10 boot in they ass
Walkin' down yellow brick singin' Yo Crime Pays
Come to a part in the road and I happen to gaze
In the field I saw a god damn scare crow
I ain't playin no games tell my ass where to go
He said "hold up motherfucker it ain't about all that
I ain't scary bitch my name is Nate The Mack
I got a Mossberg underneath my straw
We can buck too punk I'll ice your goddamn jaw"
Yo homeboy this place ain't a joint
This crazy ass belongs with me in Detroit
He said Scare Crow Mack I don't really care
Like Big Daddy Kane, I'll take you there
So we sat down chillin' on yellow brick
Talkin' about all the bitches that sucked our dick
Later down the road I said God damn!
I saw a fuckin' tin man
I said soup cans scrap metal and coil
I'ma crumble your ass like aluminum foil
Unless you take me to the wizard so I can go home G
Damn Tin Man had a gat pointed at me
"I'm Tin Man 2 Dope and I'll fuck you up
Figure I'll pull the trigger and your casket shut"
I said bring your tin can ass with us
Me and Scare Crow Mack will stick to bust
A cap in the Wizard's ass
Come to Detroit with us and make plenty of cash
Comin' up to the forest me and my two boys
Like in the movie we was singin' that noise
Hoods and Hoodlums and Thieves oh my
Hoods and Hoodlums and Thieves oh my
Hoods and Hoodlums and Thieves oh my
I'ma blacken someone's eye
If I get jumped in the fuckin' jungle
'Cause someone rushes me, we gonna rumble
Then a fuckin' lion jumped on Nate's back
Tried to eat his ass like he was Nate The Snack
The Lion pulled out a gat and said "drop your wallets
Whoever's [?] homeboy you eatin' bullets
My name is Lay the Lion then he started cryin'
Slip once and all ya mothafuckas are dyin'"
Chill you god damn buck tooth ass ho
Don't rob us G rob a liquor store
In Detroit Delray southwest city
'Cause you know livin' in these woods is shitty
Come with us, we'll take ya to Delray
You can rob motherfuckers every goddamn day
Shit finally we was at the castle
And with them guards we got no hassle
Strapped like Al Capone started bustin' out the hoes
Dropped them all, like dominos
We found some big doors so we kicked 'em in
And thats when we seen my Wizard friend
I said take my ass home and he started to laugh
So I shot his Papa Smurf magical ass
Boom boom boom, the motherfucker dropped
Before I stepped to 'em make sure my gun was cocked
We found a set of key's layin' beside him
They went to his truck and we was low ridin'
Back to Detroit like MOJO
Fucked his ass up and forgot about Toto
Bang woke up drunk as hell
Stumbled over to Rude Boy and started to tell
My story, then I let it pass
'cause I know he'll laugh at my drunk ass
Aw shit homeboy you shoulda seen me
Drunk at the party drinkin 5th of M.D
Cold passed out on my homeboy's crib
Curled up on the floor like a motherfuckin' kid
Dreamin' I was drinkin some Faygo
In my dope house and here comes a tornado
The crib goes up spinnin round and round
Then BAM I just landed ground
Walked out the house seen the yellow brick road
Up walks a little pimp with a cane and some gold
Nugget rings, gold teeth and a cup of 8 ball
And only three feet tall
He said "Welcome and greetings to your new land Joe"
I said "Who the fuck are you, Sky Low Low?"
He said "I'm a pimp a player a baller and yo
To get out of here you walk the yellow brick road
By the way homeboy you got a murder rap"
Pointed down at the house and my head just sat
I crushed the witch, all I saw was her feet
She had a fresh pair of pumps on lookin oh so sweet
I grabbed the midget by his throat and checked in his gat
Slapped 'em in the eye and said "I'm the Mack"
Checked on the witch's pumps and set on my way
My name ain't Dorothy yo it's Violent J
If the wizard's guards don't let me pass
I'ma stick my size 10 boot in they ass
Walkin' down yellow brick singin' Yo Crime Pays
Come to a part in the road and I happen to gaze
In the field I saw a god damn scare crow
I ain't playin no games tell my ass where to go
He said "hold up motherfucker it ain't about all that
I ain't scary bitch my name is Nate The Mack
I got a Mossberg underneath my straw
We can buck too punk I'll ice your goddamn jaw"
Yo homeboy this place ain't a joint
This crazy ass belongs with me in Detroit
He said Scare Crow Mack I don't really care
Like Big Daddy Kane, I'll take you there
So we sat down chillin' on yellow brick
Talkin' about all the bitches that sucked our dick
Later down the road I said God damn!
I saw a fuckin' tin man
I said soup cans scrap metal and coil
I'ma crumble your ass like aluminum foil
Unless you take me to the wizard so I can go home G
Damn Tin Man had a gat pointed at me
"I'm Tin Man 2 Dope and I'll fuck you up
Figure I'll pull the trigger and your casket shut"
I said bring your tin can ass with us
Me and Scare Crow Mack will stick to bust
A cap in the Wizard's ass
Come to Detroit with us and make plenty of cash
Comin' up to the forest me and my two boys
Like in the movie we was singin' that noise
Hoods and Hoodlums and Thieves oh my
Hoods and Hoodlums and Thieves oh my
Hoods and Hoodlums and Thieves oh my
I'ma blacken someone's eye
If I get jumped in the fuckin' jungle
'Cause someone rushes me, we gonna rumble
Then a fuckin' lion jumped on Nate's back
Tried to eat his ass like he was Nate The Snack
The Lion pulled out a gat and said "drop your wallets
Whoever's [?] homeboy you eatin' bullets
My name is Lay the Lion then he started cryin'
Slip once and all ya mothafuckas are dyin'"
Chill you god damn buck tooth ass ho
Don't rob us G rob a liquor store
In Detroit Delray southwest city
'Cause you know livin' in these woods is shitty
Come with us, we'll take ya to Delray
You can rob motherfuckers every goddamn day
Shit finally we was at the castle
And with them guards we got no hassle
Strapped like Al Capone started bustin' out the hoes
Dropped them all, like dominos
We found some big doors so we kicked 'em in
And thats when we seen my Wizard friend
I said take my ass home and he started to laugh
So I shot his Papa Smurf magical ass
Boom boom boom, the motherfucker dropped
Before I stepped to 'em make sure my gun was cocked
We found a set of key's layin' beside him
They went to his truck and we was low ridin'
Back to Detroit like MOJO
Fucked his ass up and forgot about Toto
Bang woke up drunk as hell
Stumbled over to Rude Boy and started to tell
My story, then I let it pass
'cause I know he'll laugh at my drunk ass
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